HOME HIS CASTLE SO MONTANA ADULTERER GETS AWAY WITH KILLING AGGRIEVED HUSBAND

In Montana, an adulterer shot and killed the aggrieved husband in the adulterer’s garage. The husband was unarmed and had entered the garage, whereupon the adulterer ran into the house, got a gun, and returned to the garage, shooting the unarmed man point blank. While this would have been prosecutable homicide throughout the U.S. until recently, the prosecutor said he was forced to pass on the case because Montana’s “home is a castle law” gave the homeowner the right to shoot after he claimed he had a reasonable belief that he was about to be assaulted.

 Our legal consultant, Sheki M. Beki, Esq., says that in Montana and other states with laws, promoted by the National Rifle Association, you may legally preempt a possible slap on the face with a planned, premeditated, bullet to the heart.

The NRA, thrilled that their model law is working on the Great Plains, announces the annual Lone Ranger award, given to the gun-totin’ hombre who best exemplifies the motto, “return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.” It rejected an idea to open a travel agency to help disgruntled spouses move to Montana. The new travel agency would have been called "Expedient."

 

 

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October 22, 2012(AP). In Brookfield, Wisconsin Sunday morning, a gunman shot and killed three women and injured others in a one-man raid on a salon and spa. The gunman fled, but was later found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Police theorized that the incident was the result of a marital dispute.

 A spokesman for the National Rifle Association aggressively defended the gunman’s action as “an unexceptionable exercise of his second amendment rights as declared by the U.S. Supreme Court. In the NRA’s War on Peace, as in any war, “collateral damage is the unfortunate but inevitable result of combat. Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people.”

In Kountze, Texas, the superintendant of schools ordered public high school cheerleaders to stop holding up banners with biblical verses at football games. He said it violated a U.S. Supreme Court ruling on the first amendment, angering the townspeople. The First Baptist Church answered on its marquee. “We must obey God rather than men.”

Sheki Mbeki of the American Civil Ironies Union (ACIU) said, “The Supreme Court is like fresh fruit. You love it when it agrees with you and hate it when it gives you diarrhea.”