Putin banned from
future Oscar ceremonies. Vladimir Putin, Russian President has been
permanently barred from future Oscar shows for “gross and unwarranted
nip-slips.”
Chicago aldermen
oppose naming Federal building after Eliot Ness. Chicago’s city council passed a resolution
yesterday opposing the renaming of the Washington building that houses the
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (A.T.F.) after Eliot Ness the agent
who brought down Al Capone and was memorialized in the TV show and movie, “The
Untouchables.” Alderman complained that Ness was overrated, but some believe
they actually want to name the building after Capone, who supported so many Chicago aldermen and
their families.
Court dismisses
charges against man who took upskirt pictures on the subway. The
Massachusetts Supreme Court refused to apply a law against secretly
photographing nude or partly nude people who reasonably expected privacy, known
as the “public privacy protection act (PPPA). The ruling acquitted a man “who
had taken cell phone photos and videos of women’s crotches on the Boston
Subway” apparently because the law did not specify the particular acts charged.
The State Legislature is considering curative amendments to be more specific
and will be renamed the Protect Privacy in Public and omnibus Pudenda
Prevention Piracy Act of 2014, or, PPP0PPPA. In any event, the legislature is
hell-bent on protecting the privacy of publicly presented pudenda and keeping unaware
subway riders’ Petticoat Junctions off the internet.
No serious injuries
as pregnant Florida woman drives van into ocean with three children strapped in
Van. Investigators are trying to determine the woman’s mental state.
Meanwhile, Florida
authorities have charged her with attempted abortion.
