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Washington, May 30, 2008 (AP). After New York’s second fatal crane collapse in recent months, The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced that it would order the City to remove all cranes from zoos, and forbid the sale of Crain’s New York Business and all old movies starring Jeanne Crain.
Asked if it wouldn’t be more efficient to order the city to enact and enforce stringent regulations on construction cranes, a FEMA spokesman said, “This administration opposes regulation of business.”
In related news, President Bush said he was giving up mumblety-peg out of respect for the families of those killed in crane-related fatalities.
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