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Berlin April 21, 2010 (AP).A recent attempt by an extreme nationalist organization to celebrate the Third Reich has met with downright horror here as well as threats of criminal prosecution. Prime Minister Angela Merkel said, “I can’t believe anyone would propose celebrating the Third Reich. It was a treasonous conspiracy based on racial domination that set off a terrible war on our own soil and brought us to our knees. We do not wish to celebrate a treasonous brutal war that we lost. It’s as ridiculous as some American state celebrating the Confederacy, if you can imagine such a thing.”
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