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NADIR NADER ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY

Washington February 24, AP). Over-the hill consumer advocate Ralph Nader announced today his candidacy for President of the United States on the Bottom of the Barrel ticket. He addressed directly the most serious charge against him: that in the 2000 election he was a Republican dirty trick because they helped him circulate nominating petitions. He said, “I am no longer a Republican dirty trick. I am an independant dirty trick. No one wants to help me anymore”

Mr. Nader said he was not troubled by the fact that his support in the 2004 election dropped to well under 1% of the voters, saying he would follow in the footsteps of such great Presidents as William Jennings Bryan and Harold Stassen.

He then took his supporters out to lunch at Wendy’s