HOME HIS CASTLE SO MONTANA ADULTERER GETS AWAY WITH KILLING AGGRIEVED HUSBAND

In Montana, an adulterer shot and killed the aggrieved husband in the adulterer’s garage. The husband was unarmed and had entered the garage, whereupon the adulterer ran into the house, got a gun, and returned to the garage, shooting the unarmed man point blank. While this would have been prosecutable homicide throughout the U.S. until recently, the prosecutor said he was forced to pass on the case because Montana’s “home is a castle law” gave the homeowner the right to shoot after he claimed he had a reasonable belief that he was about to be assaulted.

 Our legal consultant, Sheki M. Beki, Esq., says that in Montana and other states with laws, promoted by the National Rifle Association, you may legally preempt a possible slap on the face with a planned, premeditated, bullet to the heart.

The NRA, thrilled that their model law is working on the Great Plains, announces the annual Lone Ranger award, given to the gun-totin’ hombre who best exemplifies the motto, “return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.” It rejected an idea to open a travel agency to help disgruntled spouses move to Montana. The new travel agency would have been called "Expedient."